Hello, I am Joseph Aldred, and I am unable to come to the phone . . .
I mean. Look around. You will be privy to my artistic creations, stories, artwork, videos, and even a sound file if Iever get a round to it. I mean, who am I kidding? Do you really want to hear a sound file I made for the time-based media class? It’s just a bunch of wind and me banging on some metal—probably some other assorted crap.
I don’t remember. That class was a long time ago.
The video files will—might be more interesting, but who knows? The Jumper was funny, from a certain point of view. A little skewed, that is.
As I say, we’ll see. Which would you rather experience, my writing, exciting tales, thrilling adventures, or be able to watch something I made over a decade ago? Please say the stories.
Please—I really do like writing.